Windows 8

Fara sa fii geniu ar trebui sa realizezi ca desi abia pe 22 octombrie 2009 Microsoft va lansa oficial Windows 7, deja se lucreaza la urmatoarele versiuni ale sistemelor de operare. In mod accidental (sau nu), Robert Morgan angajat de sapte ani al diviziei de cercetare a gigantului din Redmond a dezvaluit pe pagina profilului sau Linkedin doar cateva informatii:

"Working in high security department for research and development involving strategic planning for medium and longterm projects. Research & Development projects including 128bit architecture compatibility with the Windows 8 kernel and Windows 9 project plan. Forming relationships with major partners: Intel, AMD, HP and IBM."

Bineinteles ca deja exista imagini si filmulete de prezentare ale noului sistem de operare mare parte din ele fiind considerate rodul imaginatiei utilizatorilor de rand insa cum totul are un inceput nu este exclus ca macar o infima parte din ele sa fie cat de cat reale.

Durex

Din seria de reclame ce ar putea fi numite KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) astazi doua mostre:

Daily fun

Lucruri pe care nu ai vrea sa le auzi in timpul operatiei tale:

1.Ce vrei sa spui,nu era vorba de o operatie de schimbare de sex?
2.La dracu! Pagina 47 din manual lipseste.
3.Da-mi chestia aia...aia...cum ii spune...aia...
4.Iarasi nu mai merge lumina...
5Vino inapoi cu chestia aia! Caine rau!
5.Pastreaza asta. Vom avea nevoie de ea la autopsie

Discriminare
O fetita se uita pe gaura cheii in camera parintilor. La un moment dat exclama: "Si cand te gandesti ca pe mine vor sa ma duca la psihiatru pentru ca-mi sug degetul!..."

Earthlings

Earthlings, in traducere Pamantenii, este un documentar de lung metraj despre cruzimea oamenilor fata de animale, despre dependenta absoluta a umanitatii fata de animale ( pentru companie, mancare, … all » imbracaminte, si cercetare stiintifica) dar ilustreaza in acelasi timp totala nostra lipsa de respect pentru asa zisii “furnizori ne-umani”. Filmul este povestit de catre Joaquin Phoenix (GLADIATORUL), nominalizat la premiile Oscar, iar coloana sonora este asigurata de catre Moby, artistul castigator al discului de platina.
Incercati sa urmariti filmul pana la sfarsit ... daca totusi nici un cadru nu va impresioneaza sunteti demni de admiratie. Nu din partea mea!

If browsers were women

Firefox

If you meet Firefox it's all you can think about. She just puts so much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy. men find it hard to dump Firefox. It's not because of herself, it‘s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh. if only other women were so open for gifts...

Opera

Slim. sexy and tough, she'll be just for you if you're into that kind of women. She's really good in the bedroom, you‘ll enjoy her perfomiance. She won't let you inside though so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.







Safari

She's a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However there‘s something you may find frustrating about her — she brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.





Chrome

Extremely skinny but very cool and friendly. However when it comes to bedroom she‘s very inexperienced and has little to offer. Forget about Kama Sutra. Missionary style is all you can expect.





Internet Explorer

For most. she‘s the first woman they tried. She's really easy but can get you infected.